The rain delay and red flag at Daytona provides the NASCAR world a chance to relax – and jump on Twitter. And thusly, there are two big things happening on Twitter right now.
People are coming up with replacement movie titles swapping in Danica Patrick’s name for one word (#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithDanica).
And then, Stewart-Haas Racing has, in the words of Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ace racing reporter Dave Kallmann, made NASCAR’s AirTitan drying system into “the Chuck Norris of racetrack drying equipment.”
@tonydizinno AirTitan apparently is the Chuck Norris of racetrack drying equipment.
— Dave Kallmann (@davekallmann) February 23, 2014
Starting after AirTitan was deployed, the Stewart-Haas Twitter account (@StewartHaasRcng) rolled out the snark. Here’s some of the best:
The #AirTitan can stain stainless steel.
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
Grace says #AirTitan before every meal. #Truth
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
FACT: #AirTitan can kill two stones with one bird.
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
#AirTitan has so much clout, it makes free calls on a pay phone.
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
Santa isn’t the only one sees you when you’re sleeping or knows when you’re awake. #AirTitan
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of #AirTitan‘s first work on the rain @TalladegaSuperS.
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
It raining, it’s pouring, but #AirTitan is not snoring. #daytona500
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
Cue Carl Spackler……#HeavyStuff
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
Every year in Spain, the bulls go running with #AirTitan.
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014
#AirTitan once skipped school with Ferris Bueller. #AbeFroman
— Stewart-Haas Racing (@StewartHaasRcng) February 23, 2014