Alonso won’t kid himself about podium chances

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Fernando Alonso has refused to say that he will be in contention for a podium finish at the Spanish Grand Prix this weekend, believing that it would be a lie to do so.

The Spaniard finished on the podium at the last race in China after edging out Red Bull’s Daniel Ricciardo in the final few laps. However, with all of the teams set to bring upgrades to the race that should give their cars added performance and pace, the pecking order could be shaken up once again, and for this reason Alonso is unsure of his chances.

“We cannot start the weekend thinking to be on the podium, thinking to win the race,” he explained on Thursday in Spain. “That will be creating wrong and false targets to everyone that will come here.

“We finished ninth and tenth in Bahrain, we did podium in China because we had some things putting together on that Sunday but it’s not that we are in a position now to say we will fight for the podium here.”

Alonso won last year’s race at the Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, but the field was far closer back then. In 2014, Mercedes has won the opening four races of the season with relative ease, and the German team looks set to make it five on the bounce this weekend.

Nevertheless, Alonso is going to do all he can to give the Spanish fans something to smile about on Sunday.

“We will do our best but we know that it’s going to be a tough weekend, not going to be easy,” he said. “But you never know, this is sport and anything can happen.

“But today, sitting here, if I tell you that I will fight for the podium, probably I will lie to you and I don’t want to do so for all the people coming.”

New Formula E champ, teammate fined for ‘underwear violation’

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During this past weekend’s pair of season-ending races in New York, newly-crowned Formula E champion Jean-Eric Vergne and Techeetah teammate Andre Lotterer were fined nearly $6,000 apiece for, well, there’s no easier way to say it than, “underwear violations.”

According to Jalopnik.com, the two drivers were fined for “wearing non-compliant” underwear during qualifying for Sunday’s second and final race of the weekend.

In addition to cash, the duo also lost two penalty points each for violating Article 30.14 of the Formula E 2017/2018 regulations.

In case you’re wondering, the violation has nothing to do with not wearing the right sponsor’s brand of jockeys or boxers.

Rather, Formula E ruled the underwear the drivers wore was a “safety issue” and that the drivers were penalized for wearing “non-compliant” underwear.

Drivers are required to wear fire- and flame-resistant outer- and under-garments while behind the wheel to help minimize the risk of being burned in the event of a crash and resulting fire.

Here’s how Formula E characterized the violation in a statement about Vergne’s penalty

“After checking the clothes, helmet and front head restraint of the driver, it was found that he was wearing non-compliant underwear pants which are not allowed by the [FIA’s] international sporting code. The driver apologized. The stewards consider that in this case the infringement occurred during group qualifying with limited cars on circuit for a short period of time.”

It’s not the first time Formula E drivers have been penalized for having on the wrong kind of drawers.

Former F-E champ Lucas di Grassi was penalized three points and nearly $10,000 in March for fire-resistant underwear that FIA officials called “too short.”

Gee, who knew that pre-qualifying “inspection” could be so personal?

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