Kevin Harvick gives his ‘Top 10 List’ on Late Night With David Letterman

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Newly-crowned NASCAR Sprint Cup champ Kevin Harvick did the rounds of New York on Tuesday.

And in traditional form for most recent past Sprint Cup champs, Harvick stopped in on The Late Show With David Letterman to perform Tuesday night’s “Top 10 List.”

The new champ received two big rounds of applause and took to his task at hand quite well.

So without further adieu, here’s Kevin Harvick’s “Tips For Becoming An Auto Racing Champion:”

No. 10. “Hands at 10 and 2 when driving – and 11 and 1 when celebrating.”

No. 9. “Reduce weight of the car – take out the brakes.”

No. 8. “During a race, save your energy for the post-race brawl.”

No. 7. “There’s no rule against slashing your opponent’s tires.”

No. 6. “No sex the night before the race – or during the race.”

No. 5. “Don’t waste time learning to parallel park.”

No. 4. “A pit stop should only last long enough to lick the windshield.”

No. 3. “Resist the temptation to take a mid-race selfie.”

No. 2. “Remember, if you lose, you don’t have to do ‘Letterman.’”

No. 1. “Accept the fact that your ass will never stop vibrating.”

Kudos to Harvick, he did a good job. But honestly, No. 8 should have been No. 1 in our opinion.

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