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Grosjean: ‘Bloody annoying’ to miss out on Suzuka points

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Romain Grosjean made no secret of his frustration after missing out on a points finish in Sunday’s Japanese Grand Prix, calling it “bloody annoying”.

Grosjean and Haas Formula 1 teammate Esteban Gutierrez secured the team’s first double-Q3 appearance on Saturday at Suzuka, qualifying P8 and P10 respectively.

Grosjean dropped to ninth off the line before falling outside the points, leaving him with a fightback if he wanted to end Haas’ run without points that dates back to the middle of July.

The Frenchman ultimately crossed the line 11th, less than a second behind Williams’ Valtteri Bottas in P10.

“We struggled at first with the softs [tires], a lot of graining. But then the car was flying!” Grosjea told NBCSN after the race.

“I’ve never been so frustrated to end a race because we deserved much more. We were so much faster than the Williams.

“The pace was amazing. A lot of promise, but it’s so bloody annoying to be that close and not do anything.”

Grosjean has struggled with brake problems through the past few races, but said that Haas is now on top of the issue.

“The brakes, we know what’s happening. Not enough energy in brakes when they’re cold, and they don’t work,” he explained.

“No confidence then. But that was one of the best drives of my career, even if no points!

“I’m so frustrated with the result but so optimistic about the updates and the pace we have. We know what we can do.”

Gutierrez saw his hopes of points end after a clash with Carlos Sainz Jr. dropped him out of contention, miring him towards the back of the field. The Mexican crossed the line in 20th place.

“Everything started pretty good. We’ve been working a lot on getting the best out of our start and today that proved to be better,” Gutierrez said.

“On the first stint, things were going well. We were managing the gap, pushing to get higher up to the front of the grid. I then came into the pits and I ended back out behind a lot of traffic, and that was it.

“I was trying to push forward, trying to overtake, and then I had an incident with Carlos. He braked a bit early, closing the door, and I had nowhere to go as I was preparing the corner to overtake him on the straight.

“After that, I had some damage on the front wing which wasn’t ideal. Unfortunately, this is how the race went. It was not what we wanted, but now we need to keep pushing and keep a good rhythm and really put in a good performance as we head to our home race in Texas.”

After eating just one chip, NHRA drag racer says: ‘I seriously thought I was going to die’

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Editor’s note: Due to rain, Sunday’s final eliminations of the NHRA Carolina Nationals have been postponed to Monday morning at 10 a.m. ET. In the meantime, check out this rather unusual tale:

Remember the old Lays Potato Chips commercial from back in the 1980s that bragged “No one can eat just one”?

Well, ask NHRA Pro Stock driver Alex Laughlin and a few members of his team, and they’ll tell you they learned a very valuable lesson that there indeed IS a chip that you can only eat one of.

According to NHRA’s National Dragster, Laughlin and Elite Motorsports crew members Chase Freeman, Kelly Murphy and Brian Cunningham took part Friday night in the Paqui One Chip Challenge.

If you haven’t heard of the Challenge, Paqui Chips has produced a tortilla chip that the company boldly claims is the hottest chip ever made anywhere in the world. The secret is the “Carolina Reaper” pepper, considered the hottest chili pepper in the world, with a rating of 1.9 million Scoville units, according to PuckerButt Pepper Company.

How hot is 1.9 million Scoville units? Let’s put it this way: the Devil might even have a hard time taking this kind of heat. By comparison, a Jalapeno pepper only reaches 10,000 units on the Scoville rating. 

So while they were enjoying some downtime Friday night after the first two rounds of qualifying for the NHRA Carolina Nationals at zMAX Dragway in Concord, North Carolina (suburban Charlotte), Laughlin and Co. paid $30 for one chip – you read that right, $30 for one chip, it’s THAT hot – and thought they could take the heat.

They thought wrong.

“This is the hottest chip in the world,” Laughlin said on an Instagram post that documented the entire experience, adding a warning, “What to expect: Mouth on fire, short-term loss of speech, impaired vision from tears, extreme profanity — or death.”

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Never. Ever. Again.

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Laughlin’s post also includes several reader comments that Laughlin and his crew should have had milk on hand instead of water to try and cool things down because milk has a natural antidote to cool your mouth down after eating hot food.

Sunday morning, with his mouth and throat still a bit sore, Laughlin recalled the red-hot episode to National Dragster’s Kevin McKenna:

Never again. Never. Ever. Ever,” Laughlin told McKenna. “It was definitely not the smartest thing I’ve ever done.

One of our guys showed me a You Tube video and it looked like it wasn’t going to be too bad. I like spicy food and it’s usually never a problem. I’ve been to those places with hot wings where you have to sign a waiver before you eat them and that’s never been a problem.

But this? This is on a whole different level. I thought it might last ten minutes. Fourteen hours later, I was still in bad shape. I woke up at 3 a.m. and Googled “internal bleeding.” I seriously thought I was going to die. We all did.”

So if the heat from the chip was off the hotness Richter scale, where did the stunt rank on Laughlin’s own personal Richter scale?

I’ve done some dumb things, but this is right up there.

Well, I really didn’t think it would be that bad,” Laughlin told McKenna with a shrug. “I mean, it’s just one tortilla chip. Like I said, I can usually eat stuff that other people won’t eat, but I had no idea what I was in for.

“I’ve done some dumb things, but this is right up there.”

If you’re up for another challenge in the future that involves eating hot food, Alex, here’s a suggestion: Even though it’s a few years old now, maybe you should try the Ice Bucket Challenge (but fill it with milk) to cool down quick. Just a thought.

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